Events at Do Not Sit On The Furniture

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🏛️ About Do Not Sit On The Furniture

A tiny, beloved South Beach dance bar with an art-house feel and a fiercely curated house/disco/electronic booking policy — strictly about the music and the dance floor.

🚗 Parking & getting there

South Beach street/garage parking is tough; rideshare strongly recommended.

✨ Arrive like an A-lister

Very small — go early or buy ahead for name DJs. A no-phones, dance-first ethos; come to move, not to pose.

✅ What to bring

ID (21+), ticket, an open mind.

🚫 What to leave at home

No bottle-service energy or phone-filming on the floor — it clashes with the room.

Venue tips are a general guide and may change — confirm specifics (dress code, bag policy, parking) with the venue before you go.

Surreal Flight & Friends

Sat, Jul 25 · 10:00 PM

Do Not Sit On The Furniture

Secret Thursdays

Thu, Jul 30 · 10:00 PM

Do Not Sit On The Furniture

DAVI [Crosstown Rebels / 8bits]

Fri, Jul 31 · 10:00 PM

Do Not Sit On The Furniture

Musumeci

Sat, Aug 1 · 10:00 PM

Do Not Sit On The Furniture

Shan Nash

Fri, Aug 7 · 10:00 PM

Do Not Sit On The Furniture

Gadi Mitrani

Sat, Aug 8 · 10:00 PM

Do Not Sit On The Furniture

Tom Zeta

Fri, Aug 14 · 10:00 PM

Do Not Sit On The Furniture

Roderic [Dafne Records / Katermukke]

Sat, Aug 15 · 10:00 PM

Do Not Sit On The Furniture

Nhii

Fri, Aug 21 · 10:00 PM

Do Not Sit On The Furniture

unders

Sat, Aug 22 · 10:00 PM

Do Not Sit On The Furniture

Volen Sentir

Fri, Aug 28 · 10:00 PM

Do Not Sit On The Furniture

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